[10:19:29] {baal} heeres a silly jingle you can sing it night or nooon
[10:19:41] {baal} now here’s the words that’s all you need ’cause I just sang the tune!
[10:19:52] {baal} oooooh I don’t want her you can have her, she’s too fat for me
[10:24:09] * nule gets out his tuba
[10:24:28] * nule sets the selector to “OOMPA”
[10:25:38] * baal spins the volume knob to “polka your eyes out”
[10:25:40] * baal giggles
[10:26:33] {nule} ah, the world accordian to baal

[15:45:31] {baal} dev puts build into qa at 6:45
[15:45:39] {baal} I get a call at 8:30 stating that the app is down
[15:45:42] {baal} I look at it
[15:45:57] {baal} JNDI reference for the datasource is completely wrong
[15:46:07] {baal} dude never looked at it at all aftter he deployed to see if the app was up
[15:47:34] {baal} I’m taking the T off of this keybaord
[15:47:37] {baal} keyboard
[15:47:37] {baal} gd
[15:59:37] * ormus wavtes
[16:00:05] {nule} nott nice ormus
[16:01:00] * ormus heads off tto sulk in a corner
[16:03:00] {nule} don’tt ttake itt ttoo hard
[16:03:34] {baal} t

[11:35:24] {zombie_nule} my dad used to take me down on the runway with him there
[11:35:43] {zombie_nule} he took me out on his work truck to get a close-up view of the concord when it landed there
[11:35:46] {zombie_nule} how times have changed
[11:36:16] {zombie_nule} we used to fish off the dike just past where the runway ended
[11:36:26] {naoki} heh
[11:36:30] {naoki} heheh
[11:36:31] {naoki} heh
[11:36:35] {naoki} *ahem* sorry*

[17:03:02] {nule} whew, i haven’t finished my second beer by 5pm, i’m doing better
[17:03:30] {ormus} [feminine friend of thot] told me she thinks i drink too much
[17:03:44] {ormus} i *think* i actually paused my drinking when she said that
[17:03:48] {ormus} like mid-gulp
[17:03:52] {ormus} “hrm?”
[17:04:08] {ormus} since i couldn’t mouth a response, my mouth being full of alcohol
[17:04:19] {ormus} that girl…i don’t know where she gets these wacky ideas…
[17:04:40] {nule} it’s part of a complete breakfast, ormus
[17:04:44] {ormus} indeed
[17:04:46] {nule} there’s nothing wrong with that
[17:05:00] {ormus} i told her she gets less annoying as i drink
[17:05:08] {nule} and better looking
[17:05:26] {ormus} duh…
[17:05:42] {nule} in case you really do want it to be your last drink

[19:59:02] {nule} wts 1x[mother] pst
[20:00:48] {krash} hm
[20:00:51] {krash} already got one
[20:00:55] {krash} but your offer intrigues me
[20:04:26] {ormus} heh

[17:24:04] {baal} so this asshat IM’s me asking me why for 30 seconds today one of the 3 external app servers wasnt responsive to one user
[17:24:10] {baal} when did it happen?
[17:24:20] {baal} “between 12:15 and 1:30″
[17:24:29] {baal} oh, well in that case
[17:24:45] {baal} that’s only an hour of logs on 3 hosts to sift through
[17:24:52] {baal} that’s only like 200 mb of text
[17:25:03] {baal} that should take me oh… 3 F@#$ING DAYS
[17:25:30] {ormus} :)
[17:25:44] * ormus tops off his beer, sits back down, leans back, and just takes it all in

[17:27:38] {baal} sigh indeed lil mus
[17:27:47] {baal} man am I beat
[17:28:59] * nule beats baal
[17:30:44] {nule} bbl
[17:32:06] {baal} thanks

[14:57:06] {ormus} maximus walks in the front door: “i am the kegmaster. are you the tapkeeper?”
[14:57:12] {ormus} it’s oktoberfest at haddaway, boys!!
[14:58:11] {nule} mmm
[14:59:06] * ormus dangles a beer stein in front of nule
[14:59:09] {ormus} noooooooooooooooool
[14:59:14] {ormus} it’s waiting for you
[14:59:29] {maximus} all my hopes and dreams for this evening have quickly come to fruition
[14:59:35] {maximus} i hath found heaven
[14:59:40] {maximus} in a pint glass

[14:17:46] {nule} i do miss having some science magazines around
[14:17:54] {nule} i haven’t found good substitutes for those online
[14:18:14] {ormus} i ream ‘em for the articles
[14:18:34] {nule} ream them
[14:18:36] {nule} i like it
[14:19:00] {nule} anyway, did you see miss oxolate ’08 in last months SciAm?
[14:19:03] {nule} what a hottie
[14:20:43] {ormus} lol
[14:20:58] {baal} most journals are online
[14:21:03] {baal} oh, wait
[14:21:10] {baal} like that sort of mag
[14:21:22] * baal goes back to his hole
[14:21:22] {nule} i also took the quiz “find your ideal fundamental particle”
[14:21:37] {nule} i totally have a crush on the higg’s boson now
[14:21:37] {baal} I just got a ticket from Ransom Gardner
[14:21:50] {baal} which doesn’t exist =P
[14:21:57] {ormus} lol
[14:21:59] {ormus} nice, nule
[14:22:15] {baal} I like getting tickets like “user is still having issues with the app”
[14:22:20] {baal} that’s helpful
[14:22:25] {ormus} i was always into the more exotic neutrino
[14:22:29] {ormus} i have a thing for ethnic types
[14:22:43] {nule} yeah, i just got an email “the database tables stopped working”
[14:22:49] {nule} lazy f@#$s, get back to work!
[14:23:05] {nule} oh, you’re a cheeky one, mus!
[14:23:05] {baal} once you go muon, you never go back?
[14:23:51] {nule} “10 tips to find your mate’s center of gravity!” was so naughty
[14:24:35] {ormus} :)
[14:25:11] {baal} app uses 512 mb of ram on the client (web start), server has 4 gb of ram
[14:25:18] {baal} how many users do you think you can put on one server
[14:25:42] * baal cues up the Jeapordy theme
[14:25:59] {baal} Jeopardy
[14:26:00] {baal} gd
[14:26:54] {baal} ding
[14:27:17] {baal} the answer we were looking for is 40
[14:27:24] {ormus} lol
[14:27:30] {nule} 40!
[14:27:33] {baal} 4096/512 = fourty
[14:27:38] {nule} fourty

[17:06:08] {nule} beer needs to be in the fridge for longer than 15 minutes to be drinkable, really
[17:06:19] {nule} at least molson canuck
[17:06:19] {baal} unless it’s already cold
[17:06:41] {ormus} here, i’ll hold him down, nule
[17:06:43] {baal} i’m really starting to loathe this place
[17:06:52] {baal} “whats wrong ?”
[17:06:54] {baal} “i’m beat”
[17:06:56] {baal} “why”
[17:07:06] {baal} “oh, you mean besides being in here for the past 3 weekends?”
[17:07:10] {baal} “that’s just how life is”
[17:07:16] {baal} “not mine, b!tch”
[17:07:22] {ormus} no?
[17:07:29] * ormus looks at the last few weeks of baal’s life
[17:07:45] {nule} with friends like you, ormus…
[17:07:51] {baal} .
[17:07:53] {ormus} yeah, i know
[17:08:17] {ormus} if i weren’t so damned cute…
[17:08:27] {baal} i hate everyone
[17:08:34] * nule grabs the ormus’ cheeks and squeezes
[17:08:37] {nule} no the other cheeks
[17:08:37] {ormus} teehee
[17:08:48] {nule} that’s better
[17:32:40] {baal} i hate you milkman ormus